Are you sure? Perhaps with a few years out of school, some of them might have, well, matured a bit? Perhaps their personalities might have changed to be more to you liking?
I'm so sorry, son. I had no idea. You've always brushed off your mother's little comments about the ladies with such good humour that I had no idea this was weighing on you.
Very well. As long as you promise to speak with me about it again, son. Maybe when you have a bit of sleep under your belt. I'm not going to simply forget about this.
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:37 am (UTC)What about Sadie Pilpott? Or Carlotta Beamish?
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:40 am (UTC)It's Jenny Simmons. And no. I think she's finally come to her senses and abandoned her stalkerish tendencies.
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:42 am (UTC)You'd better back off the Firewhiskey a bit if it makes you so maudlin.
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:43 am (UTC)I'm--
bloody hell, Dad. I'm lonely.
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:44 am (UTC)My dear boy.
I'm sorry, I won't tease you. But then why--?
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:46 am (UTC)Don't be thick, Dad.
It's the Order, of course. How can I possibly take the risk?
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:47 am (UTC)Bugger. I have had too much to drink.
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Date: 2012-05-11 04:51 am (UTC)It has.
Look, it's late. I'm going to slug down some water to chase this alcohol and stagger off to bed. I have to get in early tomorrow, worse luck.
Don't mention this to Mum, please? She'll just worry, and there's no point.
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