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alt_billI got a tip from one of my inside sources at the Prophet. They're going to be printing some explosive news tonight.
Specifically, an explosive photo: the notorious Sirius Black, very much alive and entirely recognisable, at the site of the mayhem of the World Cup. My source says he's got an unidentified body hoicked up over his shoulder. Doubtless either a nefarious confederate he had murdered or an innocent bystander whose body he was stealing to render into parts for dark potion ingredients.
This is not good.
Sirius, I suspect that the Protectorate is about to get really hot for you, really fast. As of the release of this evening's edition.
One (feeble) bright spot: I knew better than to ask, but there was no mention made to me whatsoever of the presence of a large, friendly black dog.
Specifically, an explosive photo: the notorious Sirius Black, very much alive and entirely recognisable, at the site of the mayhem of the World Cup. My source says he's got an unidentified body hoicked up over his shoulder. Doubtless either a nefarious confederate he had murdered or an innocent bystander whose body he was stealing to render into parts for dark potion ingredients.
This is not good.
Sirius, I suspect that the Protectorate is about to get really hot for you, really fast. As of the release of this evening's edition.
One (feeble) bright spot: I knew better than to ask, but there was no mention made to me whatsoever of the presence of a large, friendly black dog.
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Date: 2011-08-31 07:48 pm (UTC)