Private message to Molly Weasley

In reference to our little disagreement over dinner last night, I happened to catch a glimpse of a headline on the latest issue of Witch Weekly when I stopped by the newstand to pick up my evening edition of the Daily Prophet. Apparently, the mavens of fashion have spoken, and a manly stubble on the chin is considered de rigeur this season for capturing the fascinated attention of witches. I hope you can appreciate the sacrifice I'm willing to make for the sake of fashion.

On the other hand, no, I'm not getting rid of the earring.